He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of — Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of — Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of — Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of — Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of — Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
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He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

— Erin McCarthy, Jacked Up
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