I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselv — Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
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I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. If I can do that, you can convince the necromancers to pledge themselves to you. Do this or die.

— Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
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