You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
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You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

— Dick Van Dyke, My Lucky Life in and Out of Show Business
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