I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at… — Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at… — Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at… — Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at… — Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at… — Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
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I don’t care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at…gas if it happens at the wrong time, and we are always curious about what goes on in other people’s bedrooms.

— Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
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