The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. — Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
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The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned.

— Susan Block, Ten Commandments of Pleasure
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