Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Woody Allen
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