Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
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Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

— Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland
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