Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
Life is tough, then you die. — George Carlin
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