Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us w — John Green, Looking for Alaska
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us w — John Green, Looking for Alaska
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us w — John Green, Looking for Alaska
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us w — John Green, Looking for Alaska
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us w — John Green, Looking for Alaska
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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.

— John Green, Looking for Alaska
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