A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Buil — Stephen Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Buil — Stephen Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Buil — Stephen Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Buil — Stephen Wright
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Buil — Stephen Wright
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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.

— Stephen Wright
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