I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Dorothy Parker
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

— Dorothy Parker
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