Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a goo — Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
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Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a good career move for you.

— Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
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