Quotes by Scott Adams

Explore a curated collection of 35 quotes by Scott Adams. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. — Scott Adams
You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of ba — Scott Adams
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man a — Scott Adams
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to as — Scott Adams
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it — Scott Adams
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror a — Scott Adams
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you — Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy. — Scott Adams
Losers have goals. Winners have systems. — Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public — Scott Adams
You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probab — Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. — Scott Adams
Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of cr — Scott Adams
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. — Scott Adams
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and — Scott Adams
The only risk of failure is promotion. — Scott Adams