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Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri
Dead yet?" Gus answered.I smirked. "Not yet, but the night's still young.""Here's hoping. — Jessica Shirvington, Disruption
Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and no one is a — Claire LaZebnik
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are. — Julie Powell, Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen: How One Girl Risked Her Marriage, Her Job, and Her Sanity to Master the Art of Living
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. — Mark Twain
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week? — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour." Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'l — Derek Landy, Death Bringer
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered. — Nights Raven
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara — Lucian Bane, Dom Wars: Round Two
If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic! — Sid Bolon
I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. — Don Roff
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... — Hiroko Sakai
yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because h — Hiroko Sakai
It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg. — Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism
I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. — Daniel Handler, We Are Pirates
Lily?” She couldn’t see his face, but she knew his eyes were on her. She could feel them. A beat passed. Then another. H — Jessica Lemmon, If You Dare