They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up — Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
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They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard? Actually, I'd look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn't I? That might have been quite a good idea.

— Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
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