Quotes about Toilet

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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or – — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he r — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh. — Anthony T.Hincks
When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet. — Anthony T. Hincks
Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet. — Anthony T Hincks
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this — Kelly Williams Brown, Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps
There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which som — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sl — Ray Palla, H: Infidels of Oil
I'd hoped for someone who was remarkably intelligent, but disadvantaged by home circumstance, someone who only needed an — Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down
For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people wh — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family ups — Stephen Clarke, A Year in the Merde
The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get t — Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading
Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the to — Jonathan Dunne, Hearts Anonymous
The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver — Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as a — Helen DeWitt, Lightning Rods