Quotes about Sarcastic humor

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Aeron’s stone-faced expression cracked, as he turned to give me a dumbfounded look. Meeting his questioning eyes, I let — M.A. George, Relativity
You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk.He just shrugged with a playfu — M.A. George, Relativity
I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, rituali — M.A. George, Relativity
Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.” “What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t hel — M.A. George, Proximity
Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is sup — M.A. George, Proximity
I decided that a movie marathon was clearly in order. I tried to narrow down the options. Anything romantic was definite — M.A. George, Proximity
Yeah, sure,” I scoffed. “You’re the picture of respectability and moral character…You expect me to believe you were your — M.A. George, Proximity
The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise f — Larry Correia, Spellbound
The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like t — Shawn Durnin
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways
Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the 'tota — Guillermo del Toro, The Strain
Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a moth — David C. Holley, Write like no one is reading
I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch — Ransom Riggs, Hollow City
Doubt you’d find anyone as dashingly charming as me — Veronica Purcell, I'm Kita Duran
Father never went into depth about what happened if I woke up, unable to remember how I’d died, but most definitely in t — Heather Heffner, The Tribe of Ishmael
A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. — Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave
...Peabody had better retire to her bed; she is clearly in need of recuperative sleep, she has not made a sarcastic rema — Elizabeth Peters, Crocodile on the Sandbank
I'd tell you nice try, but... it wasn't. — Cynder
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George — Shawn Durnin
Wes sat in a cracked vinyl booth picking at his fries and listening to Amanda go on and on about the dress she'd found. — Brandi Salazar, Midnight Masquerade