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There is a somewhat time-worn joke about people taking up library work because they like to read : the joke consisting o — Mary Virginia Provines, Bright Heritage
When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a — M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS
I'm the most famous person, problem is people don't know it yet… — Kevin Focke
I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love. — Faraaz Kazi
At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies — Wilhelm, Ostwald
Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake. — Joss Stirling, Seeking Crystal
I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation. — Will Advise, Nothing is here...
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog. — Fakeer Ishavardas
On Mars, the joke went, a man’s hole was his castle where values of castle approached dorm room. — James S.A. Corey, Drive
I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitti — Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
Alecto… what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, Mearth’s super 8 films, — Rebecca McNutt, Mandy and Alecto: The Collected Smog City Book Series
Bleeding for a decadeFor a decade,We bleed like there is no hell but the earthWe bleed like we were born to dare We blee — Arzum Uzun
End of the SummerIt was end of the summerAnd my heart was brokenbut i was smiling, laughing, making jokesLike there was — Arzum Uzun
Life as a private investigator, slash bounty hunter wasn’t all Gary Beck wanted it to be. There weren’t any big mansions — Christina Engela, Black Sunrise
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! — Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas
Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up! — Fakeer Ishavardas
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religiou — Fakeer Ishavardas
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great! — Fakeer Ishavardas