Quotes about Humour

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The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott
I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them. — Aleister Crowley, Moonchild
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled f — George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby."Go ahead," Newt — James Dashner, The Maze Runner
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run. — Stephen King, Doctor Sleep
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. — Peter Ustinov
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Colleen Hoover, Point of Retreat
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. — George Saunders, The Braindead Megaphone
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. — Bill Hicks
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. — Rodney Dangerfield
What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather diffic — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Invincible
My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me. — Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'Emp — John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill — Winston S. Churchill