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Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will help yo — Laurie Foxx
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. — Alex Morritt, Impromptu Scribe
You never know what you will find in your pants! — Ken Poirot
Suddenly, the double doors of the parlor whooshed open. A large fleshy woman stood before me in full regalia. Her eyes w — Clare Vanderpool
If you have pain in your ass, it doesn’t mean you have done something wrong, but it’s probably because you’re wearing yo — Waheed Ibne Musa, Johnny Fracture
...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husb — G.M. Malliet, Wicked Autumn
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk, Damned
I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a---Mother!I was going to sa — Victoria Alexander, Seduction of a Proper Gentleman
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment. — A.A. Milne
Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years! — Tanya Masse
God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there. — Quentin R. Bufogle
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it. — Matthew Heines
His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained und — Jen Naumann, The Day Zombies Ruined My Perfectly Boring Life
Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now. — Ali McNamara, From Notting Hill with Love... Actually
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men. — Matshona Dhliwayo
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo