Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area w — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
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Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area was like a echo chamber. If he weren’t careful, it could reverberate around the hall like a shotgun blast.

— Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire: Redemption
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