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Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
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Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

— Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
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