If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back — Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

— Steven Wright
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