You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happe — Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
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You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert." - Heather"What happened to him?" -Shanna"He was...shot." -Heather

— Kerrelyn Sparks, The Undead Next Door
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