At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.

— David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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