I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea — Steven Wright
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

— Steven Wright
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