You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson
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You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

— James Patterson
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