A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never b — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

— Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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