He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot le — Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
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He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.

— Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
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