Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them

— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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