When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
Download Customize

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

— Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
humor

More “Humor” Quotes

It won’t be disagreeable,” he said. “It can be made quite enjoyable.”“Oh, it had better be,” she said tartly. “I’ve hear — Sherry Thomas, Ravishing the Heiress
...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me. — Stephanie Tromly
Nat realised they had a lot of talking to do, but she did question Isabella’s timing. In her experience, matters of the — Harper Bliss, Close Enough
They have been having sex for eighteen months now (he realizes he has to make himself stop counting, as if his sexual li — Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life
Shower sex sucks," Meryn announced loudly.Elizabeth leaned forward dying to know what prompted that statement. "What hap — Alanea Alder, My Protector
Love is poached eggs and the Sunday newspaper and slow, hard sex. — Michael Bible, Sophia
Keep your southern fried bullshit to yourself. And know this, Charlie is the sweetest girl I've ever met and if you hurt — Eve Dangerfield, Degrees of Control
James couldn't help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he'd spent time with lately, not because she was wei — Eve Dangerfield, Degrees of Control
I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman. — Alice Walker, The Color Purple
Thanks to a lifetime of brainwashing by Disney and Lifetime and Hallmark, she naively believes glimpsing God during an e — Lauren Rowe, The Club
A blow job. Why did people do these things to each other? Artemis felt faintly sick. — Marie Phillips, Gods Behaving Badly
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things