I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

— Steven Wright
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