Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. — Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
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Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

— Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease
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