Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to prot — Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to prot — Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to prot — Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to prot — Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to prot — Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
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Fashion Fact: Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to protect my eyes from the elements. But in fact it's the reverse. I'm protecting the elements from the brilliance of my eyes.

— Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
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