It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
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It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking.

— Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
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