I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
I said hello to the poodle. — Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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I said hello to the poodle.

— Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
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