Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as — Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
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Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig.""Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

— Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters
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