Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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