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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

— Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
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