Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain
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