Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. — Benjamin Franklin Wade
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. — Benjamin Franklin Wade
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. — Benjamin Franklin Wade
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. — Benjamin Franklin Wade
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. — Benjamin Franklin Wade
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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

— Benjamin Franklin Wade
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