Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. — Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. — Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. — Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. — Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe. — Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
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Will you stay in Germany?''No. Somewhere different.''Like where?''Somewhere there was no war. Ireland maybe.

— Audrey Magee, The Undertaking
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