Never be afraid to love. Just be careful who you love.

You can easily tell he&#039;s a newlywed  because he&#039;s still smiling at his mother-in-law. — Elmer Pasta

You need that guy like a giraffe needs a strep throat. — Ann Landers

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there&#039;s a reason. — Molly McGee

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. — Rita Rudner

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. — Michel de Montaigne

This is a perfect pair - he&#039;s a hypochondriac and she&#039;s a pill. — Anonymous

I haven&#039;t spoken to my wife in years-I didn&#039;t want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield