I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of sea — Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
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I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me.

— Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
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