Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may th — Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.

— Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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