The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind — P. J. O'Rourke
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The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind that no one has had an actually scary dad since 1966. The visceral fear remains.

— P. J. O'Rourke
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