How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, — Christopher Buckley
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, — Christopher Buckley
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, — Christopher Buckley
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, — Christopher Buckley
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, — Christopher Buckley
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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

— Christopher Buckley
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