I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

— Steven Wright
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