I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe an — Gilbert Gottfried
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I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

— Gilbert Gottfried
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