For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

— Steven Wright
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